i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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