Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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