Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Boobs speak an international language.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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