I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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