Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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