She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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