think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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