Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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