I want to walk on stilts...naked
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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