Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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