My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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