Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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