grandma shit on top of the toilet
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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