11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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