i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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