There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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