STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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