Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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