Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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