my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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