So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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