"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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