the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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