we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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