she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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