Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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