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  • 57 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:40am

    11:35, salt is not loaded with calories, but it does make you appear fatter because it helps you retain water. And i called you fat because you can always tell who is fat on this website when they start telling everyone to not bother other people about their unhealthy eating habits.

  • 48 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:07pm

    such a witty retort 2:02! Your intelligence shines thru your childish name calling.

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:33am

    11:09am A place where reserved for me? Hell? That doesn't even exist you silly cunt. It's from a made up story. And who was judging anyone? It's just a fact.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:09am

    ooohhhhh no salt makes you have high blood pressure!!!! there is a special place reserved in hell for judgemental people like you 11:03, with people who take screaming 2 yr olds to rated R movies at 1030 at night.

  • 41 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:37pm

    Seriously though, Im still horny and all this mayo talk aint helping.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:03pm

    actually, 12:01, i'm a girl, and i like hot guys with big cock, and hot, skinny girls with big tits. you're just sad because nobody likes fat chicks and you're afraid of being alone. -11:53.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:07pm

    Amen!! Plain salt is amazing.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:39am

    Aw, is 11:36 touchy about mom jokes?

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:24pm

    Hahahah 11:51, exactly!

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:11pm

    Am I the only horny one here?

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:17am

    6:44, we don't give a shit if you lick the salt off your margarita glass. the point is, the text sounds like this girl is eating a sizable quantity of it, which probably means she has some sort of deficiency.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 20, 10 at 10:21pm

    This is hilarious in the strangest way.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:40pm

    Meat tenderizer and seasoning salt are also delicious. Also, random fact, meat tenderizer helps mosquito bites not itch so much. :P

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:38pm

    get a cantalope and microwave it for 26 seconds, cut a hole in it and enjoy

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:00am

    PULL THE TRIGGER!!! Hurry, do it now!!!

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:53pm

    Yeah I was thinking it was Pica as well... the person who sent this text needs to see a doctor. And if her roommates do not suggest it; then yeah, they need new roommates!

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:37pm

    Ugh, imbeciles. All of you.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:24pm

    exactly, 12:11. exactly

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:28pm

    I love all the arguments and forming friendships on this page!

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:11am

    I got something salty for you, right here. ===D~~ ba-da-CHING!

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:03am

    why does it matter if this chick likes to eat salt. I don't, but hey, why does it matter to anyone else. unless she was taking spoonfuls of salt and going at the tub of salt, it doesnt really matter. this arguing is so ridiculously stupid and you sound moronic the more you keep going. just say what you want and quit attacking each other for their own opinion unless you are going to do it in a mature way.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:35pm

    maybe she's eating salt because she likes cum but no one wants her to suck their dick.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:15pm

    I've done it. Was on a diet and craving something salty. So I had a bit of salt, and it actually helped.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:43pm

    1:37 French? Canadian? or Both? Either way, I'm sure there is a razor somewhere that would love to hear your thoughts

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:16pm

    i bet you don't even need a spoon

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:03am

    I'll live with you :D I. too, eat plain salt...

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:07pm

    for all the people who said that the replies were better than the text and that its pretty fucking lame to argue over this shit, i so agree with you. but please continue arguing because as i stated before, its funny.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:45pm

    I love salt. I don't think you are weird.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm

    11:51 and 11:53. Aw, you haven't figured out your orientation yet have you? It's okay, it takes time. Or maybe you actually like fat chicks and are to afraid of what others think. How sad.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:17pm

    "It's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt!" 12:11, no.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:18pm

    Why use a spoon? im sticking my dick in it -12:11

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51am

    11:49 thank you for confirming that you are a fat chick ;)

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:49am

    11:40 You can tell when people are fat just because of what they post on an anonymous message board? Cool. I can tell when people have major insecurities in their life and take it out using childish insults on an anonymous message board.

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:06am

    hehe ur ok, just find a less easily frreakeed out roommate

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:14am

    seriously guys, picking the little salt grains out of the bottom of a bag of pretzels (or something like that) is one thing, but if you're eating salt on its own as a snack, that's a whole different ball game. listen to all the people who are saying that can be a signal that you have some sort of health issue! see the doc.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:33pm

    apparently all I have to say is "your mom" too really irritate people, so it may be lame, but it still works

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51am

    Clearly he's never seen a girl PMS, then. If I'm going to bleed out of my vag, I'm damn well going to eat plain salt if I feel like it.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:00am

    i would to if i was your roommate...in what world do people actually eat just plain salt?

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:46pm

    You thought wrong, so very, very wrong. -12:11

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:10pm

    11:51 we should be friends. -11:53

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:53am

    agree with 11:51...now go cry in a corner and eat some buffalo wings dipped in ice cream already.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am

    yeah, 11:35. you're the person agreeing with the morbidly obese when they say that deep fried chicken topped with hot fudge, gravy, skittles, and pancake syrup is delicious.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:41am

    No they're just lame. Napoleon dynamite lame.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:26pm

    i thought i was the only one who did that...

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:34am

    your mom is from a made up story

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:58pm

    I love to eat salt.....I do it all the time :D

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:46am

    NOT WEIRD, BEEN DONE

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:58pm

    It was funny. Why does everyone flip shit and fight on these things? It's so bizarre...

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:01pm

    Sometimes when I'm horny, I smack my dick with a meat tenderizer, it hurts, really bad. Then I stick it in the mayo and ejaculate my central nervous system. -12:11 2:17, YES!

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:50am

    Maybe you should live alone.

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:44pm

    we should all go get some fried chicken together.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:00pm

    I LOVE PLAIN SALT TOO!!!!!!!

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:53am

    you should kill yourself

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:41pm

    eww you must be massive

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:12pm

    yes. now go out and buy some fat chick fried pickles and mayo, and maybe you'll get laid.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:35am

    Having no sense of humor with give you high blood pressure too. Brilliant deduction 11:32, someone makes a statement about salt and you call them fat. Salt is just loaded with calories.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:39am

    Even better 11:37am. Well played. Go ahead, you know you want to.

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:37am

    so...if you eat a pound of salt in one sitting you'll die. just sayin.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:03am

    Fucking weirdo, I bet your blood pressure is through the roof.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:43pm

    yep 11:53 we should definitely be friends -11:51

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:16pm

    Fuck everything else, im good with the mayo -12:11

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:43am

    please keep the bad your mom jokes in your middle schools. "your mom is a made up story"? that was not clever or funny, just idiotic

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:32am

    11:09 you are right, 11:03 is definitely going to hell because they told someone that eating plain salt will give them high blood pressure. I bet that you're fat 11:09

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:25am

    hahahah i do that too! if you get pretzels with the big salt grains its GooooOoodddd

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:02am

    Salt is delicious and nutricious

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:56am

    HAHAHHAHA thats hilarious, i wanna live with you

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:29pm

    HAHAHA This is the most random series of responses. I am more entertained by this than the actual text itself! Fat chicks, high blood pressure lectures, lack of iron, mayo, and best of all, 11:51 and 11:53 and buddies. SOOO GOOD!

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:31am

    Whatever makes you happy!

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:25am

    What exactly does this have to do with last night? I hate it when they post lame things like this!

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:01pm

    i like licking the salt and flavoring off of chips

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:02pm

    1:43, actually, I'm as American as you, asshole. Some of us just aren't stupid.

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:31pm

    Correction: 11:51 and 11:53 ARE friends. Not AND friends.

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm

    i guess all these girls on their periods are trying to replace their iron or something...

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:37am

    your mom is a good one

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:19am

    NO ONE EATS PLAIN SALT UNLESS THEY LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY ON LESS THAN A DOLLAR A DAY. Wow, I'm disturbed just reading about this and I feel TERRIBLE for the roommate that has to put up with it.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:47pm

    He's probably looking at you like that because he's never seen anyone eat plain salt before. And everyone who fights on this site needs to get a LIFE.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:36am

    11:34am Good one. Idiot.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:44am

    salt is delicious:) and i cant believe anyone posted anything different?? especially the mean ones..i mean take a xanex or a hit or something dude..chilll ouutt

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:09pm

    Perhaps you have Addison's Disease. See a doctor

  • 26 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:44am

    Guilty! I do this too...it's not a "snack"...sometimes you just feel like eating salt, man. I love margarita salt!

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:17am

    i love how all sites like this turn in to some random ass argument between strangers. YouTube, now this. haha

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:02pm

    i thought this was hysterical. i actually laughed out loud.

  • 24 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:07pm

    12:01 i'm 11:51 and i know what kind of chicks i like, and take my word for it i don't like fat girls. Im sure that you will find someone that has bad taste and will like you no matter how repulsive you are, Sincerely 11:51

  • 20 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:08pm

    Actually, it might be pica, which is a symptom of iron deficiency anemia. Speaking from experience. /Dr. House