sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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11:35, salt is not loaded with calories, but it does make you appear fatter because it helps you retain water. And i called you fat because you can always tell who is fat on this website when they start telling everyone to not bother other people about their unhealthy eating habits.
ooohhhhh no salt makes you have high blood pressure!!!!
there is a special place reserved in hell for judgemental people like you 11:03, with people who take screaming 2 yr olds to rated R movies at 1030 at night.
Seriously though, Im still horny and all this mayo talk aint helping.
A place where reserved for me? Hell? That doesn't even exist you silly cunt. It's from a made up story. And who was judging anyone? It's just a fact.
I love salt. I don't think you are weird.
Hahahah 11:51, exactly!
Aw, is 11:36 touchy about mom jokes?
"It's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt!"
Meat tenderizer and seasoning salt are also delicious.
Also, random fact, meat tenderizer helps mosquito bites not itch so much. :P
actually, 12:01, i'm a girl, and i like hot guys with big cock, and hot, skinny girls with big tits. you're just sad because nobody likes fat chicks and you're afraid of being alone.
exactly, 12:11. exactly
6:44, we don't give a shit if you lick the salt off your margarita glass. the point is, the text sounds like this girl is eating a sizable quantity of it, which probably means she has some sort of deficiency.
yes. now go out and buy some fat chick fried pickles and mayo, and maybe you'll get laid.
eww you must be massive
Correction: 11:51 and 11:53 ARE friends. Not AND friends.
apparently all I have to say is "your mom" too really irritate people, so it may be lame, but it still works
I love all the arguments and forming friendships on this page!
yeah, 11:35. you're the person agreeing with the morbidly obese when they say that deep fried chicken topped with hot fudge, gravy, skittles, and pancake syrup is delicious.
Ugh, imbeciles. All of you.
11:51 we should be friends.
PULL THE TRIGGER!!! Hurry, do it now!!!
Am I the only horny one here?
Clearly he's never seen a girl PMS, then. If I'm going to bleed out of my vag, I'm damn well going to eat plain salt if I feel like it.
I got something salty for you, right here. ===D~~
please keep the bad your mom jokes in your middle schools. "your mom is a made up story"? that was not clever or funny, just idiotic
1:37 French? Canadian? or Both?
Either way, I'm sure there is a razor somewhere that would love to hear your thoughts
11:49 thank you for confirming that you are a fat chick ;)
I'll live with you :D I. too, eat plain salt...
HAHAHHAHA thats hilarious, i wanna live with you
such a witty retort 2:02! Your intelligence shines thru your childish name calling.
i thought i was the only one who did that...
I love to eat salt.....I do it all the time :D
Yeah I was thinking it was Pica as well... the person who sent this text needs to see a doctor. And if her roommates do not suggest it; then yeah, they need new roommates!
NOT WEIRD, BEEN DONE
Guilty! I do this too...it's not a "snack"...sometimes you just feel like eating salt, man. I love margarita salt!
agree with 11:51...now go cry in a corner and eat some buffalo wings dipped in ice cream already.
Sometimes when I'm horny, I smack my dick with a meat tenderizer, it hurts, really bad. Then I stick it in the mayo and ejaculate my central nervous system.
your mom is from a made up story
your mom is a good one
hehe ur ok, just find a less easily frreakeed out roommate
so...if you eat a pound of salt in one sitting you'll die. just sayin.
hahahah i do that too! if you get pretzels with the big salt grains its GooooOoodddd
You thought wrong, so very, very wrong.
Whatever makes you happy!
11:51 and 11:53. Aw, you haven't figured out your orientation yet have you? It's okay, it takes time.
Or maybe you actually like fat chicks and are to afraid of what others think. How sad.
salt is delicious:) and i cant believe anyone posted anything different?? especially the mean ones..i mean take a xanex or a hit or something dude..chilll ouutt
11:09 you are right, 11:03 is definitely going to hell because they told someone that eating plain salt will give them high blood pressure. I bet that you're fat 11:09
This is hilarious in the strangest way.
we should all go get some fried chicken together.
Fucking weirdo, I bet your blood pressure is through the roof.
seriously guys, picking the little salt grains out of the bottom of a bag of pretzels (or something like that) is one thing, but if you're eating salt on its own as a snack, that's a whole different ball game. listen to all the people who are saying that can be a signal that you have some sort of health issue! see the doc.
maybe she's eating salt because she likes cum but no one wants her to suck their dick.
It was funny. Why does everyone flip shit and fight on these things? It's so bizarre...
yep 11:53 we should definitely be friends
get a cantalope and microwave it for 26 seconds, cut a hole in it and enjoy
Actually, it might be pica, which is a symptom of iron deficiency anemia. Speaking from experience.
Having no sense of humor with give you high blood pressure too. Brilliant deduction 11:32, someone makes a statement about salt and you call them fat. Salt is just loaded with calories.
NO ONE EATS PLAIN SALT UNLESS THEY LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY ON LESS THAN A DOLLAR A DAY. Wow, I'm disturbed just reading about this and I feel TERRIBLE for the roommate that has to put up with it.
Why use a spoon? im sticking my dick in it
1:43, actually, I'm as American as you, asshole. Some of us just aren't stupid.
HAHAHA This is the most random series of responses. I am more entertained by this than the actual text itself!
Fat chicks, high blood pressure lectures, lack of iron, mayo, and best of all, 11:51 and 11:53 and buddies.
you should kill yourself
i would to if i was your roommate...in what world do people actually eat just plain salt?
I've done it. Was on a diet and craving something salty. So I had a bit of salt, and it actually helped.
Even better 11:37am. Well played.
Go ahead, you know you want to.
i bet you don't even need a spoon
Perhaps you have Addison's Disease. See a doctor
Amen!! Plain salt is amazing.
Maybe you should live alone.
He's probably looking at you like that because he's never seen anyone eat plain salt before. And everyone who fights on this site needs to get a LIFE.
I LOVE PLAIN SALT TOO!!!!!!!
No they're just lame. Napoleon dynamite lame.
Good one. Idiot.
i like licking the salt and flavoring off of chips
What exactly does this have to do with last night? I hate it when they post lame things like this!
Salt is delicious and nutricious
i guess all these girls on their periods are trying to replace their iron or something...
why does it matter if this chick likes to eat salt. I don't, but hey, why does it matter to anyone else. unless she was taking spoonfuls of salt and going at the tub of salt, it doesnt really matter. this arguing is so ridiculously stupid and you sound moronic the more you keep going. just say what you want and quit attacking each other for their own opinion unless you are going to do it in a mature way.
Fuck everything else, im good with the mayo
i thought this was hysterical. i actually laughed out loud.
12:01 i'm 11:51 and i know what kind of chicks i like, and take my word for it i don't like fat girls. Im sure that you will find someone that has bad taste and will like you no matter how repulsive you are,
11:40 You can tell when people are fat just because of what they post on an anonymous message board? Cool. I can tell when people have major insecurities in their life and take it out using childish insults on an anonymous message board.
for all the people who said that the replies were better than the text and that its pretty fucking lame to argue over this shit, i so agree with you. but please continue arguing because as i stated before, its funny.
i love how all sites like this turn in to some random ass argument between strangers. YouTube, now this. haha