If i come over, it means nothing
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
not ubering you a puppy
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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