why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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