Taylor Swift is so right about you.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
