Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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