You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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