im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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