when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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