worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize