ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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