nut hugger
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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