How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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