Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
it was like eating out sand paper
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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