Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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