i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i came on her dog
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think people are normalizing furries
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
