we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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