I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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