Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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