like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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