I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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