Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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