Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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