So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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