at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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