I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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