holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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