That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize