somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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