Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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