i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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