I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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