Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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